So.. This crew is complemented by me. Zaphio is the name, hunting is my game, thee shall know me by my fame, and cry out loud in shame, but who to blame...
The gnome of course! If it weren't for the gnome I would have been famous all over Azeroth. All races would bow before me, the Naaru would take quests from me to become uber, Arthas would give up his loot instantly to me.. not that I would have needed anything since I would be uber.. IF there were no gnomes..
well at least I got my furry pet with me, he bows for me always. Yet somehow his happiness drops from time to time and bites me.. BAAAAAD CAT!!! I should have never named him ImbaSimba, he really thinks he's the king and all that. Now that I think of it, he keeps all evil away from me, he protects me when gnomes and all other evil creatures attack me.. It is I who should bow before him for he is my protector!! How can I become the greatest of all time if I have to bow before my pet? Oh noes.. I just realized that I am HIS pet!
ImbaSimba, hunter, your fame is known by at least me, shame is upon me for I never realized before how great you are, where is pokì? I need to eat that gnome to increase my happiness.. (squirrels will do too)
Zaphio
..ehhh... welcome .. ? .. *blink* *gnomish cloaking device*
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nice to have you on the crew!
/Pokì